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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 07:47
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Consequuntur dolor explicabo ipsa autem vel eos et.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
How likely do TWS earbuds explode these days? I'm still using wired earbud because I'm paranoid.
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Do Indian guys like African girls?
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
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